This book would not have been possible without Gale Harold, my laptop, and 268 mint juleps.

Also, I suppose I should extend some semblance of thanks to Ron Cowen and Daniel Lipman, despite the number of times I read one of your scripts and wanted to shove a knitting needle into my eye. If it hadn't been for the two of you this book never would have existed, but - more importantly - I would never have met Gale and helped him realise that sucking cock is way more fun than eating pussy.

For Gale. I'm really glad you take it up the ass now.